This is a breathtaking movie with too many distractions to make it a perfect nerd pick.

No one wears pants in this movie.

"anyone have a pocket to hold my ID for the club?" "no" "no" "I'm cold."

“VFX are pricey… money is tight, get rid of the pants.” – Zach Snyder

The movie is based on a girl who is wrongfully committed to an insane asylum. By insane, they mean insanely hot women

asylum.

girl, you crazy

The insane asylum is meant to be horrible and hellish, but all I could think about is holy crap everyone is really really good looking.

Sure you are in a padded prison, but damn you’ve got great abs.

The lobotomy might take your brain, but it won’t take away those runners legs.

If crazy meant skin like that, I’d have multiple personalities just to have someone else around to compliment me.

The action sequences have really nothing to do with the actual plot of the movie.  You sit there thinking “why don’t they just make a movie about this one scene?”

You mean they are action heros in ww1 killing zombie germans?

I want more… oh it’s over.

only the germans are in pants

Oh Crap they are in a high speed chase with a dragon?!! Oh chase is over.

dragon also naked from the waist down

ROBOTS… FUTURE… AWESO….over.

pants-less robots

These amazing sequences were framed as the main character’s coping mechanism.  To survive this hot lady asylum she thought of these other worlds,

and to survive this movie I thought of other movies.

I love sci fi, and I love action, but this movie was too shallow for me to get past the fact that no one wore pants.

Save money.  Rent Kill Bill.

Do you BOOSH?