What Not To Write for a Grad School Essay
14 May 2010 by Trevor, No Comments »
This is really what the GMAT looks like, I felt Like I was in a highschool language lab
Well many of you know that I am in the process of applying for Business school. This process includes a standardized test (the GMAT), letters of recommendation from colleagues, an interview, and of course essays. One of the most popular essay questions for Business school is “What are you short term and long term career goals, and how will the education you receive here help accomplish them?”
Here is a list of Short Term and Long Term Goals that you shouldn’t write if you plan on actually going to school::
Goals 1
Short Term: Pay Bail
Long Term: Try again
How MBA will help: Meet someone to keep look out this time
I consider myself more of a george than a brad… but I do hate nazis
Goals 2
Short Term: Buy an elephant and install a car alarm on it.
Long Term: Park it at a local store and nonchalantly beep it as I get a cart
How MBA will help: This school is near a lot of stores.
I would name it oprah
Goals 3
Short Term: Work out a lot
Long Term: Governor
How MBA will help: Knowing how to spell MBA will put me above most politicians
Well we know how he feels about the weed issue
Goals 4
Short Term: Do a piano cover for Lady Gaga
Long Term: The Ellen Show
How MBA will help: My Performance at the MBA talent show will launch my internet career
