Explain this :: Caption Contest
14 Dec 2009 by Trevor, 20 Comments »
The caption every time I see this motivational poster is “Unexplainable.” Well I believe otherwise. This picture can, and must be explained. I know my friends and my followers, and I believe that you will be able to come up with a comment that can finally describe this picture. Feel free to submit more than one.
You’ll have till the end of the month so ENJOY! And tell your friends. ( and big shout out to dailyfailblog.com supplying the picture)
Tags: Awesome, caption contest, funny, unexplainable
Gentleman Bond will deliver your ebay item himself.
That’ll teach those bastards that ‘next day delivery’ means ‘next day delivery’!
Something old: check
Something new: check
Something borrowed: check
Something stolen from a wrecked UPS Truck….
This is the only known photo of the Deadly Jealous UPS truck right before he took the life of 4 men, and one teenager on his way to the Prom with a Sewing machine the truck was still in love with.
It was Professor Plumb in the UPS truck with the Sewing machine!
what conservatives predict will happen to marriage shortly after we legalize gays to wed.
I bet you a sewing machine you can’t jump the river in this UPS truck.
FEDEX
…Because UPS can’t sew this good.
DEDICATION
We’ll drive through freaking rivers to deliver your sewing machine on time.
PROBLEM SOLVER
Good thing I brought my pocket sewing machine.
That sucks… but wait till you see my stitch work. Take off your pants.
Time to explain. There is a guy in a tuxedo holding a sewing machine while in the background there is a UPS truck that went over the side of the road. Also the cops are talking to the UPS driver, probably about why the truck is no longer on the road.
GDAMN IT SCOTT!
I vote for Scott’s explanation…
Duane Come ON! I mean sure he’s probably right, and sure it makes the most logical sence, but there is not re-tweet, or forward to your friend click on more ads so I can take my wife to a nice sizzler dinner value in that explanation !
The new MacGyver can fix this! All he needs is a tuxedo, sewing machine and a toothpick… Wait, does anyone have a toothpick?
BEST – PROM-NITE – EVER!
Tuxedo + UPS + Sewing Machine = WTF
That truck is hanging by a thread, and I’ve got just the machine for it….
Ooooo good one Cameron!