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Mis-behaving child? This guilt oriented behavior adjustment ornament is a sure way to make sure your little trouble maker is never on the naughty list again.”Yeah, he’s dead cuz you hit your sister.”
Jesus finally won.
Reality Bites
Apparently the Y2k virus got somebody after all…
Crying ain’t going to make him come back.
Woah. Santa was only 144?? Who delivered the presents before he was born??
The kid is just crying because of the stupid Duck-hunt/Aspen Tree/5-Point-Buck/Lake & Mountain-theme on Santa’s tombstone.. HELLO!! North Pole, people! Geeze.
dying kittens weren’t working so evangelical sex ed classes took it up a notch
The jolly old soul never thought twice about giving the grinch a flame thrower.
p.s. sorry to point this out Anne, but 2000 – 1836 = 164.
THIS KID
is gonna join Santa if he doesn’t shut up soon.
THIS KID
better pipe it or he’s gonna be joining Santa
So whose lap did I just sit on?!?!?!
“this etch-a-sketch isn’t red enough” he said…
“have you even LOOKED at the new pogo-stick prototypes yet?” he barked…
unfortunately for santa, the continued criticism along with a chemical imbalance became too much for mortimer the elf to handle.
Nothing to do with this thread, but this article threw me off:
http://money.cnn.com/2009/11/30/smallbusiness/flying_cars/
I totally found the same thing, it was way too close to my site’s name Will.
Keep the Captions coming! I have like Zero Participants from the Local crew. These are good, but I know there are even better ones out there.
Really officer, I thought the gun I got for Christmas was a toy!!!
Siiiiiiiicccckkk I saw my mom kissing a dead dude.
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I swear I didn’t know it was loaded, I was all hopped up on candy canes and Yo Gabba Gabba.