Caption Contest FOURRRR!!!

30 Jun 2009 by Trevor, 30 Comments »

Yes ladies and gents, once again I give you a platform to test your funny and make me laugh!! Leave a comment below with the caption you deem appropriate for this picture.  The winner will be decided on Friday.  Soon the winners will actually get something too, so yeah look forward to that!

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30 Comments

  1. jeff says:

    normal sized gun, very small man.

  2. matzke says:

    i fucking hate squirrels so much.

  3. Brandon says:

    And it was on that historic day in the toy chest that a Star Wars action figure picked up the 12” model G.I. Joe’s gun. The Great Toy Rebellion had begun.

  4. Brandon says:

    And after the unfortunate incident in the middle school locker room, Kevin knew that the boys would laugh at his penis size no longer.

  5. matzke says:

    ted kennedy, i’m gonna shoot the giant apple off your giant head.

  6. Dolph Pun-dgren says:

    Teddy’s son, Freddy Roosevelt, rebelled against his father’s advice to walk tall and carry a big stick.

  7. J-Diddy says:

    As he took aim, doubts crept into his mind, but he was past the point of no return, and if he didn’t set an example now one of the little bastards might actually get his Lucky Charms.

  8. BagelBoy says:

    haha j-diddy that was a freaking good one!

  9. Sean had too much to drink and had missed several shots at his cheating wife earlier. Friends felt a larger pistol would help his aim…but Sean felt he’d just aim for the bitch in the middle this time.

  10. Scott says:

    The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. This is what the machines sent as a third attempt to terminate Sarah Connor.

  11. Brandon says:

    Tim Burton, if the Joker had used THIS gun to shoot down the Bat-Wing in flight, then I would consider your movie plausible.

  12. R.J. says:

    Before the human cannonball, there was the gerbil pistol

  13. will says:

    Brian was embarrassed to see he’d left the giant safety on.

  14. Brandon says:

    The crowd waited with bated breath, for in all their lives they had never seen such a poorly crafted table.

  15. will says:

    It was to be the first and last year the Special Olympics had a shooting competition.

  16. Scott says:

    When it came time to put Ol’ Blue down Paul Bunyan couldn’t do it, so he got his “big” brother Mike to take care of it.

  17. Jeff says:

    Upon finishing the pistol prototype, smith and wesson realized they made the classic blunder of measuring in feet instead of inches.

  18. Scott says:

    The guy in this picture is aiming a very big gun.

  19. Dickie says:

    Ladies, don’t be fooled. Brock shoots blanks.

  20. Jon says:

    If I only had a gigantic bullet…

  21. R.J. says:

    Man dies after he fails to properly calculate kickback from novelty six-shooter

  22. R.J. says:

    Everyone thought it was strange that Chef Pete wanted a huge gun. The mistake was only realized after Pete showed up with a huge meat patty, large tomato slice and forty heads of lettuce with nothing to put them on.

  23. D says:

    Guns don’t kill people…broken backs do!!

  24. D says:

    Dammit! Kids! quit moving! This camera only works if you hold still!

  25. laughriot says:

    Unfortunately, the only Aaron Burr impersonator Hudson County could dig up was five years old.

  26. will says:

    The Lollipop Guild had finally had enough.

  27. Claspell says:

    When the box came in the mail, Elmer knew this was what could finally end it. The looked to the sky and shook his fist, screaming “I’m gonna get that wascally wabbit if it’s the last thing I do!!!”

  28. Brandon says:

    Costco sells guns?!!?

  29. will says:

    There were many reasons Dwight got an A in metal shop.

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