25 Comments

1. Stefanie says:

   June 16, 2009 at 9:50 am

   The love child of Minnie Mouse and Poncho Villa has anger issues?
2. Zach H. says:

   June 16, 2009 at 10:35 am

   Your cash, your skirt, or your life, you decide.
3. jrezzo says:

   June 16, 2009 at 10:37 am

   This is the last time I am going to tell you, that is not a tail!
4. Jeff says:

   June 16, 2009 at 10:48 am

   Mini Mouse always looked like this, She is another victim of the harsh accuracy of the HD Tv switch over.
5. Brandon says:

   June 16, 2009 at 10:57 am

   As Joseph stared into the mirror, the coke careening through his veins, he wondered what happened to the child inside him, as well as the one in the trunk.
6. R.J. says:

   June 16, 2009 at 11:01 am

   “How could you do this to me, you son of a bitch…and with my best friend Daisy?!”
7. BagelBoy says:

   June 16, 2009 at 11:02 am

   HAHAHAHAA, BEAUTIFUL COMMAS!
8. Janel says:

   June 16, 2009 at 11:07 am

   Minnie Mouse is not a morning person…
9. Anne Clinard says:

   June 16, 2009 at 11:20 am

   “Listen up! This is NO joke, all right. I thought this outfit made my nipples look awesome when I walked outta the house this morning – so if I catch you laughing at me behind my back one more time then some serious shiz is gonna go down, ANGRY GANGSTA’ MINNIE-style!! Do you hear me?!? Cuz this is how I roll…”
10. Jeff says:

    June 16, 2009 at 11:50 am

    Side effects of Menopause::

    1. Near-sidedness (check)
    2. Facial Hair (check)
    3. Morn the loss of your woman parts by going F*cking Nuts (check and… check)
11. Scott says:

    June 16, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. This is what the machines sent as a first attempt to terminate Sarah Connor.
12. Scott says:

    June 16, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    10 years later, John Connor is a young boy…

    “Come with me if you want to live. OH BOY!”
13. tim says:

    June 17, 2009 at 5:39 am

    I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master…. does my butt look big in this?
14. BagelBoy says:

    June 17, 2009 at 8:44 am

    HA YES BRILLIANT!
15. J-Diddy says:

    June 17, 2009 at 9:35 am

    Welcome to Disney Jail, lets talk about your choice gestures in the Splash Mountain picture.
16. Steve H. says:

    June 17, 2009 at 9:38 am

    Sorry Mrs. Berry Farm, Mr. Disney says the competition is getting too stiff. I’m here to solve that problem. Forever. What? No, I don’t know…it’s just like…he really likes for me to wear this when I’m on the job, and…huh? I don’t know, I know it’s stupid. He thinks it’s like a calling card or something.
17. Rauch says:

    June 17, 2009 at 10:22 am

    “it’s Minnie with an ‘e’ mother F’er”
18. BagelBoy says:

    June 17, 2009 at 11:13 am

    HAHA NICE RAUCH
19. Scott says:

    June 17, 2009 at 11:53 am

    Who are you calling foureyes?!?!?!?
20. Anne Clinard says:

    June 17, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    This is a stick-up! Give me all your lipstick. And razors. And shaving cream. And tell me I’m a pretty little mouse.
21. Scott says:

    June 18, 2009 at 12:25 am

    I need your clothes, boots, and your bike.
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    June 18, 2009 at 10:41 am

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23. D says:

    June 18, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    We appreciate your creative interpretation of the material, but we are going to stick with our current portrayal of the James Bond character.
24. Sarah says:

    June 18, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    Ugh, hipsters are such SLAVES to FASHION these days, am I right?
25. David says:

    July 1, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Like most former child actors, Mickey struggled to prove to the world that he could play a variety of roles.