SkyMall Pick of the Day :: Zombie of Montclaire Moors
I want you to take a second and think about what type of person would place this in their garden.
Basically this is how I see a wife and husband discuss their new backyard options:: The wife begins:::
“Honey I really want to have a garden.”
“Why?”
“The back yard is so bland and I saw something on Oprah I really want to try with coffee grounds and soil.”
“You don’t even cook and our house plants are plastic?”
“I do too cook! And the plastic plants are all flowers you gave me instead of real roses!”
“They last forever!”
“I just need your help buying some soil and plants. I’ll plant and take care of the rest.”
“ Why on God’s Polluted earth should I fill my Chevy Avalanche with dirt and soil, especially for something you’ll lose interest in after Oprah has a new special.”
“…”
“Ok, well can I at least plant on thing?”
“Deal!”
And that is how the zombie garden statue ended up in the Nelson’s back yard.
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