SkyMall Pick of the Day :: Men’s Genuine Turkish Wrap

2 Apr 2009 by admin, No Comments »

First of all nothing fabric should have a name so similar to an American version of a Burrito. The name Turkish Wrap looks and sounds way too much like Turkey Wrap.  No doubt SkyMall has run into one or two dis-satisfied customers wanting something for lunch.  Yeah try eating a towel… even with a tasty baby wrapped within it’s tough to get through the woven fabric.

So why is this after shower item the SMPD(SKYMALL PICK OF THE DAY)?  Well, two reasons really::

  1. The pocket in front, I really wonder how often this is used?  I mean it could just be a place to put your hand as you lean on a wall talking to a girls on your way back from your dorm shower area, or just maybe you like to run down to the local Bubblicious merchant and you don’t want to draw attention to yourself by holding your money in your hand.  Either way GENIUS!!!
  2. What the hell does this thing have to do with the Ancient world power of Turkey?  I mean really? You could just call it “Soft after Shower Towel”.  Or “Scottsman after beach wear” but TURKISH? Nice work fellas.

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